[Pete.]

10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer

• 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
• 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
• 8. The six front keys have rotted out.
• 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
• 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
• 5. The password is "Bubba".
• 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
• 3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
• 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...

• 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".