[Pete.]

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.



'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'




'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the
things I like most -- cars and men.'



'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'