Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rowdy Bar

[RobBeddington]

A blond walks into an auto parts store and asks for a seven ten cap. She says: "It's the one on the engine. I lost one and need a new one."

"So this Datsun 710, what year is it?" the parts guy asked?

The blond says: "Idiot, it's not a Datsun, it's a Buick"

"OK miss, describe the cap" The parts guy gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.

The guy behind the counter is looking at it upside down as she writes it - and falls about laughing.

(directions ... draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it around [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img])

Rob

[Pete.]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam".

A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was brilliant..

"Doc, I can't stop singing The green green grass of home".
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome".
"Is it common?"
"Its not unusual".

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning".
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"Its true, no bull".

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong current.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?...A fsh.

Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "I'll man the machine gun you drive."

[flatchat(Chris)]

An "aboriginal"(australian native)was found tied and staked to a post with multiple stab wounds to the abdomen and bullet holes to the cranial department--and dead.
The police report said,it was the worst case of suicide they'd ever seen.

The latest condoms have an I.D. code on them.
Have you seen it??
(No??)
Maybe you haven't rolled it out far enough [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Ian Anderson]

Two termites walk into a bar

One says to the other is the bar tender here?





Worse they get!

Ian