Caption Competition (Warning - Mildly Adult)

[Keith]

We haven't had one for a while, so get your juices flowing on this one.....

 

[Doc Watson]

"F*** me!!!! these beer goggles really work!"

 

[Dave Bilyk]

Young miss Hubbard
went to the bar room
to give the poor drinkers a bone
but when she got there
they didn't even stare
so she just had a beer on her own!



with apologies to Old Mother Hubbard

 

[Keith]

"F*** me!!!! these beer goggles really work!"

Like it like it.....

 

[John Lowe]

Nill reaction from the Guys??

It was a great party and a gay time was had by all.

with appologies to Agatha Christie.

 

[Keith]

Nill reaction from the Guys??

It was a great party and a gay time was had by all.

with appologies to Agatha Christie.

Very observant John.....

 

[Lynn Larsen]

[size=+1]What the hell does a girl have to do to get noticed in this place?[/size]​

 

[JimmyMac]

Keith,
Is not this sight a regular occurance in your local pub down in the New Forest ?

Usually on the night of the Sheep Verderer's Monthly Convention and the locals have to leave all their rather woolly blonde girlfriends back in the paddock.

 

[Chris P.]

What you see is an attractive young woman with no clothes on.
What you don't see is the GT40.

 

[Keith]

Keith,
Is not this sight a regular occurance in your local pub down in the New Forest ?

Usually on the night of the Sheep Verderer's Monthly Convention and the locals have to leave all their rather woolly blonde girlfriends back in the paddock.

You got me mate. The men are all talking sheep. This is the New Forest for sure!

 

[David Morton]

And It's Not Anchovies!

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

How sad to see a beautiful girl left all alone like that while a couple of blokes cuddle in the background. Definitely not Pete's Bar.

Could be somewhere in Noozeelund though.

 

[SouthernGT40]

Is that dandruff on her feet?

 

[Keith]

Could be somewhere in Noozeelund though.

Careful Pete, you know how sensitive they get.....


David, Martin, behave yourselves! I knew I could rely on you two......boomsmile

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

She might be drinking alone because she's a transvestite. Hard to tell from that angle.

Anyway what the hell is she doing drinking? The place is a mess!

 

[Gregg]

Having been duped on more than one occassion, the bar owner had instituted a no clothes policy for all shemales.

 

[flatchat(Chris)]

Hey, I'm in a gay bar----right!

 

[JimmyMac]

Chris,
Where I come from : women and those chromosome deficient drink in "The Lounge"
Men drink in Bars & Smoke Rooms (for a wee while anyways).

 

[Ian K]

I really need to keep away from beer - it gives me gas

 

[Jac Mac]

""" Cant be much happening in the other forum's of "GT40s.com" if all you old farts are in the 'paddock' having an ogle at me!"""


Jac Mac