SHHHH dont tell anybody...

[Pete McCluskey.]

Ahem, does anybody know who won the World Cup of Cricket?

 

No Pete, we're being kept in the dark.................lol.
Gillie had to be due for a bigg'un. H chose the day for it well!!
The whole team is a cut above the rest. Fitting end for McGrath too. I watched the whole game, and was very tired last night. Yay team.
Where did England finish though? I didn't hear to much about them lately.........

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Or New Zealand, perhaps Ross will know where they came?

 

[David Morton]

Did England have a team in the world cup?

 

No Dave, England just had Kevin Pietersen . ... and a few other guys in similar uniforms standing around watching.

 

hi Guys

Whats Cricket???

Regards

Chris.

PS: To quote W.C.Fields

"Cricket! what a wonderful cure for insomnia"

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Chris, I'll explain the game for you.

You have two sides one out in the field and one in .

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME ! HOWZAT !!!!!

epper:

 

Hi Pete

that's what I thought, it makes it really clear thanks.

Question: is a cricket bat some kind of flying mammal?

Question: are cricket balls to be found between the back legs of grass hoppers?

One more question, what's a cricket box? Is it somewhere royalty sits whilst watching cricket?

 

[David Morton]

No Chris, Thats the Royal box. There is usually a royal arsehole somewhere close behind.

 

Very funny gents. But you are changing the subject....

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Very funny gents. But you are changing the subject....

Well spotted Tim Now Ross were the Kiwi's there?

 

[Paul Brameld]

Well spotted Tim Now Ross were the Kiwi's there?

Hi Pete,
Well done, good result, as ever.
BTW strange how Tim only put's his head above the parapet when the Aussies win. At least you and I comment whatever the result!
Cheers