I found out I'm a bad Australian.

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
I discovered recently by way of the popular press that I am a bad Australian!
Therefore I confess my new status:

1. I don’t care about appearing compassionate.
2. I don’t think I should say sorry when I didn’t do it.
3. I don’t think playing with toy guns as a child turns you into a killer.
4. I believe politicians are liars.
5. I don’t think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
6. I don’t believe that being abused as a child gives you the license to rape, rob, mug or become a dope head.
7. I believe that people kill people, not guns.
8. I believe that I am better than a homeless bum on welfare.
9. I’ve never owned or been a slave; I haven’t burned any witches or stolen a generation and neither have you. So, stop trying to pass out undeserved guilt trips.
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11. I know the difference between a “promise” and a “core promise” it’s called lying.
12. I know that newspaper reporting is inaccurate, biased, and often complete fiction.
13. I don’t think it takes a village or a social worker to raise a child. It takes parents who will say “NO” and mean it.
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If I’m the boss and you steal from me, or are incompetent, or I just don’t like you, I should be able to sack you, without being dragged through court.
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15.I define television news as bizarre events presented to mindless viewers by unprepared clowns.
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16. I don’t hate the rich.
17. I don’t pity the poor.
18. I have been both, rich is better.
19. I like Homer Simpson.
20. I think global warming is bull***t.
21. I don’t believe in land rights for gay whales.
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22. Aboriginal people have land rights the same as I have. The rights to work hard do well and buy their own.
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23. I think that illegal refugees should be sent back to wherever they came from. Why should they jump the queue?
24 I think that the do gooders, who think we should let them in, should be made put them up in their house.
25. I am still naive enough to believe that your word is your bond and a handshake is a contract.
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26. I think legislating to stop people being dumb is a waste of time, if you are stupid enough to not wear a seat belt or a helmet on a motorbike, that’s your problem.
27. I like fireworks some explosions are cool.
28. I believe that a hand wringing socialist with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell’s Angel with an attitude.
29. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry arse if you come at them with a gun, knife, or needle.
30. I think I should have the same right.
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31. I like fast cars, motor bikes, horses, big houses and private clubs.
32. I believe the money I make belongs to me and mine; not some mid level clerk with a poor education who wants to give it away to some welfare dependent drug addict.
33. I do not evade taxes, but I seriously endeavor to keep the government at their lowest level of confiscation.
34. I think rape is a worse crime than murder and judges that give rapists a light sentence should be sacked.
35. I think Hillary is a bitch and Bill deserves her.

36. I don’t think speed kills, giving a completely selfish idiot who has managed to drive around the block and reverse park, a license to drive a car capable of 280 k.p.h is what kills.
37. Speed traps do nothing to reduce the road toll.
 
Add #38 and it would be "PERFECT"

38- It should be mandatory for all WHITE English speaking men to learn (Speak, READ and WRITE) a foreign language.
Speaking English with a "funcky accent" does not count. It has to be a language that does NOT have smiliar alphabet.
 

Rob

Lifetime Supporter
I am certainly not a good Australian. For that matter if you replaced each "Australian" with "American", I wouldn't be a good one of those either. It seems that list can be used here too "as is".
 

Peter Delaney

GT40s Supporter
Pete, by those measures, I reckon that around 95% of people living in Australia are "bad Australians". The other 5% are either tree-hugging green/left bureacrats, or those on welfare (actually on reflection - they are much the same) !!

Faili, most of us guys over here already speak the world-wide universal second language - the one we all use when working on the car or just talking to mates - secret men's business, indecipherable by women. This dialect fulfills your specs :

- Speak : just add a beer or two, a frozen bolt, & you'll hear it spoken.
- Read : Just ask your wife to read a section from a Ford manual - we can (almost) do it, but they can't.
- Write : Look at the posts on this Forum - all written in our secret language !
- Alphabet : Not normal English, as it is mostly composed from internationally recognised punctuation marks : "*&%$#@@ F'ing **&^%$#@), etc !!

Kind Regards,

Peter D.
 
Pete
I think John McCain found him a gun totin', good lookin' , hunting fishing sheila. Don't know about the drinking part though.
Great Post
Cheers
Phil
 
There is a tv series over here called grumpy old men (now one for grumpy old women too).
Many of those things are on it.

When I was younger I always thought it was just the old gits moaning, but now I'm a bit older I realise its actually the old gits just talking common sense. I think that's the problem - common sense is not so common anymore, its been replaced with political correctness...
 
common sense is not so common anymore, its been replaced with political correctness...<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

Beleive or not COMMON SENSE is an illegal terminology in a court of law in this country.
if you dont stop someone from doing something so stupid that "common sense" would tell him he'll hurt himself and he dose , you can be held responsible, how blood stupid is that, i ask you
Kaspa
 

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
Jeez guys, I post something I hope will stir a bit and here you are all agreeing with me. There's no fun in that! C'mon we must have a few members of this extended family who hug trees daily, eat mung beans for breakfast, carry bottles of Evian water that still costs more than petrol/gas, but that's O.K. its cool. Believe in land rights for gay whales, support Dyke's on Bikes, think Al Gore has more than one brain cell and think global warming hasn't been happening on and off for millions of years.

Iron Sheik, where are you? I need help here.
 
Jeez guys, I post something I hope will stir a bit and here you are all agreeing with me. There's no fun in that! C'mon we must have a few members of this extended family who hug trees daily, eat mung beans for breakfast, carry bottles of Evian water that still costs more than petrol/gas, but that's O.K. its cool. Believe in land rights for gay whales, support Dyke's on Bikes, think Al Gore has more than one brain cell and think global warming hasn't been happening on and off for millions of years.

Wrong forum Pete...

...those guys you´re addressing do fancy a Toyota Prius, not GT40s.
 
Jeez guys, I post something I hope will stir a bit

Iron Sheik, where are you? I need help here.

He is either flat out studying his 'smilier' foreign alphabet, and trying to work out what brand of fag that dude behind McCains VP candidate was smokin! OR he could be winging his way across the Pacific right now since you are holdin the door to Aust open for him.
 
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