Ford acquiring Renault

[Terry Oxandale]

Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, they have designed the Clitaurus.
It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!
Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status.
Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Now this is hilarious.....

 

[Francis Lucas]

:laugh4:

 

[Bob Fechter]

Your wife isn't involved with this website, is she? ;~)

 

[Terry Oxandale]

Your wife isn't involved with this website, is she? ;~)

I doubt it, being I was the business owner of the new product. My early industry experience (designing the "start" circuitry) allowed me to be proficient in the start-up procedures for this new car line.

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Not to brag, but the push-button starting process used by the current generation of cars is a direct result of my ceaseless drive to ensure the future Clitaurus line was turned on much more easily then the (then current technology) insertion and twisting of a ”key” to achieve the same results. <o></o>

 

[Damian]

NSFW !!!!!!! I can't remember if this was posted here (if so sorry for the repost) or on another site but it seems to fit the underlying topic perfectly

 

[Terry Oxandale]

It was indeed posted in the coveted "Dilemma" forum.

 

[Bob Fechter]

Paraphrasing from "A Moveable Feast," Hemingways,

"What's that button to get the maid to come?"

"The clitoris."