Rest Assured Comrades!!

[Bob Fechter]

Your Eternal, All Benevolent Leader, Hugo Chavez, will never leave you!

Hugo Chavez's body to be put on permanent display - Press-Telegram


I believe there will be provisions for Sean Penn to enter the sacred sarcophagus so that he may extend his conjugal visits with the Holy One of all Fellow Travelers!

 

[Larry L.]

Eventually he'll be buried just as Stalin has been Lenin will...and for many of the same reasons.

 

[Bob Fechter]

Larry, I hope you're right, but who's going to stand up to communism anymore? We're swirling down the entrance of that cesspool right now.