New Zealand legalises gay marriage.

[Pete McCluskey.]

I knew it. The buggas were the first to give women the vote also. :shocked:
Next you'll be able to marry your favourite sheep ah fellas?

 

[flatchat(Chris)]

Clever little marketers, eh! Pete
Marriage celebrants, should be a boon for them, those of that persuasion from Aust. would have to go there to tie the knot -- we could issue a one way ticket:shy:

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Good idea Chris , but we can't control our borders so a one way ticket won't help.

 

[Bob Fechter]

Ewe, they're gonna go on the lamb.

 

[Larry L.]

Next you'll be able to marry your favourite sheep ah fellas?

Here in the U.S. that will be exactly what will happen eventually because of the "equal protection" clause of the constitution. Once any alternative lifestyle is included/recognized as a 'legal marriage' under the law - ALL alternate lifestyles will have to be included...bigamy, polygamy - you name it. 'No way around it.

Of course the gay marriage crowd denies, denies, denies anything like that will ever happen.

Uuuuuh huh. You just watch.

The world's going to hell in a handbasket.

 

[Pat]

I plan to marry my car...

 

[Bob Fechter]

Just as long as it isn't a Dodge Ram. ;~)

 

[Pat]

I rest my case...

•You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
•You can lust after another car and your current car won't care.
•You can hang any kind of car picture in your man cave and not get in trouble.
•Women can't go 200 miles per hour.
•A woman can't carry four of your friends on a road trip.
•You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
•A car doesn't have girlfriend cars or a mother that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
•You can't install sub-woofers in a woman.
•You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.
•Car's don't care if you leave them in the garage overnight.
•Cars don't care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don't call them.
•If you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their car.
•You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.
•Car's don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
•You can have two cars at once and they won't be jealous of each other.
•Cars don't have relatives that you have to be nice to.
•You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
•Car's come with an owners manual.
•Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
•You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.
•You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won't care.
•You can't put a bumper sticker that says "Wide Load" or "How's my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT!" on a woman.
•Car's could not care less about commitment.
•You don't mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.
•If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.
•If you are 21, you can legally rent a car. 'Nuff said..
•You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think it's funny.
•You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.
•A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition
•and finally. There are 50 year old cars that still look good

 

[Bob Fechter]

Just because they can't speak doesn't mean they don't have feelings.

Maybe its time for a sensitivity training seminar.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

PLUS a car could care less if you buy a boat. Or a pool table. Or stereo equipment. Or a gun. AND a car doesn't need six or seven different covers, one does it and it only gets washed once a year.

AND..................... if you put bigger tires on the rear axle your car won't ask you if they make it look fat...

 

[Pat]

I think I hear a recording of "Some Enchanted Evening" in the background...

Just sayin'...

 

[Bob Fechter]

Some enchanted bleating, you will meet a stranger.

 

Maurice Williamson's speech on it in parliament is quite entertaining (although he doesn't mention sheep as I recall).

Maurice Williamson: 'Rainbow across my electorate' - YouTube

 

[Jeff Young]

Here in the U.S. that will be exactly what will happen eventually because of the "equal protection" clause of the constitution. Once any alternative lifestyle is included/recognized as a 'legal marriage' under the law - ALL alternate lifestyles will have to be included...bigamy, polygamy - you name it. 'No way around it.

Of course the gay marriage crowd denies, denies, denies anything like that will ever happen.

Uuuuuh huh. You just watch.

The world's going to hell in a handbasket.

Good lord. You are like a ventroliquist's dummy spouting every cliche nutjob rightwing position on every topic.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Of course there is nothing wrong with being gay.:thumbsup: I for instance am a Lesbian, I've seen what they do and I do all of that.:stunned:

 

[flatchat(Chris)]

How does a lesbian hold her liquor (licker ---american spelling) ?







By the ears

 

[Larry L.]

Good lord. You are like a ventroliquist's dummy spouting every cliche nutjob rightwing position on every topic.

Maybe...but at least I can spell "ventriloquist".

(I love how you always seem find a way to include a personal attack/insult in every post...'kind of like your version of the prize in every Cracker Jack box...)

 

[Larry L.]

Of course there is nothing wrong with being gay.:thumbsup: I for instance am a Lesbian, I've seen what they do and I do all of that.:stunned:

Yeeeeeeeew are one sick puppy, Pete!

 

[Larry L.]

Maurice Williamson's speech on it in parliament is quite entertaining (although he doesn't mention sheep as I recall).

Maurice Williamson: 'Rainbow across my electorate' - YouTube

'Sorry, Mr. Williamson...but...

(From Webster's)

Mar´riage
n.1.The act of marrying, or the state of being married; legal union of a man and a woman for life, as husband and wife; wedlock; matrimony.