The difference between a California cowboy and a Texas cowboy

[Mike]

The difference between a California cowboy and a Texas cowboy is when they both see a cow with it's head stuck in the fence...

The Texas cowboy runs over & rapes the cow and asks the California cowboy if he wants some.

The California cowboy runs over, drops his drawers, sticks his head in the fence and says "o.k."

 

[Jack]

All rose petals and thorns. Guess which?

 

[roaldin]

One creates a god IN his own image, the other creates a god OF his own image? ;p

Tim