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Neal

Lifetime Supporter
Mike, you get it... I'll give anyone a bucket of balls and a nine iron and you can start firing balls from the no. 12 tea box at Augusta. For every ball you get on the green I'll give you $1000. For every miss you give me $1000. Who's in?

BTW - Three hole-in-one shots in the last round. Ain't seen that before.
 

Mike

Lifetime Supporter
Mike, you get it... I'll give anyone a bucket of balls and a nine iron and you can start firing balls from the no. 12 tea box at Augusta. For every ball you get on the green I'll give you $1000. For every miss you give me $1000. Who's in?

BTW - Three hole-in-one shots in the last round. Ain't seen that before.

150 Yards should be a smooth 9. I'd take that bet. I think that hole plays over par based on the putt or what happens if you're long. Once I got dialed in on distance I could hit that green with some consistency.
 
Because then goals would be too easy.

Tim.

Golfist`s are not sportsmen, I have a place in the midddle of a golf course and have witnessed on many occasions shenanigan`s like sneaky throw ons after batting a ball into the rough. I do believe its more of an excuse for a pissup in the clubhouse than the scoring of goals.

Bob
 
A buddy here in my office (California) flew to GA to meet up with his brother (also from California) just to hang out at this Masters for the weekend :stunned:

He said everyone/thing was collected, reserved, polite, genteel as one might expect at a very high end golf event.

Except...... when going to the men's room.

Long lines prevailed wrapping around buildings and while all was calm outside in line, once he got into the room itself there were 'barkers' announcing loudly and with vigor such things as "Two open on the front 9", 1 open on the back 9", You got 30 seconds, 15 to find it, 15 to empty it". Much to his dismay when he pulled into position all the wine he had been consuming didn't immediately present itself. Unfortunately one of these barkers was right behind him offering plenty of negative reinforcement - "We got a slow leaker here!"

He couldn't take the. um. pressure. and walked out with a full tank.
 

Larry L.

Lifetime Supporter
...Much to his dismay when he pulled into position all the wine he had been consuming didn't immediately present itself...He couldn't take the. um. pressure. and walked out with a full tank.

If that actually happened, he needs to see a urologist.
 
Not really. Imagine you were on a Porn set, cameras, lights - director yelling at you. Could you perform?

LOL
 

Mike

Lifetime Supporter
Ted Knight

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Larry L.

Lifetime Supporter
Not really. Imagine you were on a Porn set, cameras, lights - director yelling at you. Could you perform?

LOL


Uh................................not quite equivalent scenarios, wouldn't you agree?

But, since you asked; a scenario such as the one you suggested above, I am proud to say, is not one in which I've ever found myself...nor would I ever find myself, so... :shrug:
 
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