WalMart

[Jack]

Wal-Mart Greeter

As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple,
uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'.
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart Greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-spirited woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping
at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

 

[Jay V]

Of course you wouldn't want to work at wally-world, check these wonderful customers out.......

 

[Jack]

Well, truthfully, My neighbor and I occasionally go to the local Walmart
for "Mutant Watching".

 

Were those pictures taken in Washington ?
I think I recognize some of those people !
........................ ;(

............................. LOL !!!

 

[Terry Oxandale]

The irony of the human species. A variety of intellegence peppered with ________ (you fill in the blank), all wrapped up in a neat package (at times).

 

[Chris P.]

Good god, she needs a bra in the back too!

 

[Damian]

That was clasic :happy:

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

Of course you wouldn't want to work at wally-world, check these wonderful customers out.......

Ah, yes.....thepeopleofwalmart.com a great way to waste a couple of hours.....

 

[Jay V]

Don't forget, some of the "autos" seen at Nieman Wal-Marcus........
And yes, sadly, this picture was taken about 25 miles from where I live.... no, it is no relation to me...