Here is one we did earlier this year....
http://www.gt40s.com/forum/rcr-forum-rcr40-rcr70-p4-mkiv/27476-v12-p4.html
Fran, we ALL know how jealous you are of us office workers. We labor over which font or typeset size to use on our self promoting memos to management, and you spend time with [snicker] sports cars and V12s and the like.
Yes, eat your heart out.
/s