OMG!

[Pete McCluskey.]

Jimmy - it has now.......
Suffolk - Children learn to count on their ten fingers except in Suffolk where they have twelve ?
Only joking.
I spent time in my youth at a place called Stradishall. Happy long summer days.

David do you know why murders are so hard to solve in Suffolk?

A. There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same........
Or was that New Zealand?

 

[David Sturch]

Ouch|

I'm starting to hear that dueling banjo theme.

 

[David Morton]

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"

 

[David Morton]

What do Geordie girls say after sex?

"Next !"

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

What do Essex girls use for protection while having sex?

A bus shelter.

 

[David Sturch]

What do you call a room full of Essex girls?

A full set of teeth.