Ah, that old chestnut! :laugh:
Of course it wood, its made of Hardywood, so it wood run growth rings round everything else wooden it?.
God help us all!
Terry Oxandale
Skinny Man
:lurker: Dollar to a dime the guy that built this is about 50 cm tall and eats an inordinate number of cookies, but looking for a career change.
JimmyMac
Lifetime Supporter
JimmyMac
Lifetime Supporter
Hmm, up a gum tree there.Yew wood bamboozle the competition!
There's not much call for board track racing these days.
Yew win, I just plane give up, I'm realise I am really not as poplar as yew.
Sure is but I am now sycamore of this, I walnut continue, much......:lipsrsealed:
Well, I have now con Fir ed with my Branch manager, and he has con Fir med that he was almost Felled by my request.
It seems I have been a Plank all my life and not saved enough and that my application had certainly not given him a Woodie.
He Saw immediately that I was upset and Logged into my account to check. He said the way I had managed my account was so poor that I deserved a Birching, and that he had received a Forest of complaints from creditors and I should sort it all out Chop Chop. That struck a Chord I can tell you. Then he called me a Peckerwood and I saw Red, picked up a Number 4 (Wood) from his golfing bag in the corner and went at him like a Tiger [] & Club bed him until he ran into his Dugout.
So, no Ferrari engine model for me I'm afraid, well, not until I can afford to live in St John's Wood anyway.. shame there are too many Faggots & Four by Two's there and it Wood cost a complete Bundle :drunk:
It seems I have been a Plank all my life and not saved enough and that my application had certainly not given him a Woodie.
He Saw immediately that I was upset and Logged into my account to check. He said the way I had managed my account was so poor that I deserved a Birching, and that he had received a Forest of complaints from creditors and I should sort it all out Chop Chop. That struck a Chord I can tell you. Then he called me a Peckerwood and I saw Red, picked up a Number 4 (Wood) from his golfing bag in the corner and went at him like a Tiger [
] & Club bed him until he ran into his Dugout. So, no Ferrari engine model for me I'm afraid, well, not until I can afford to live in St John's Wood anyway.. shame there are too many Faggots & Four by Two's there and it Wood cost a complete Bundle :drunk:
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH stop it you guys. I know you think the puns are treemendous, but they are making me go off my twig, I think we should branch out in another direction or I'll end up rooted. :cry:
Terry Oxandale
Skinny Man
Reminder to one's self:
Review Ron's latest post about filtering for obscenely ridiculous topics that, if found by our peers from other typical car-crafting, gun toting forums, would coin our group as the "wood huggers", and be immediately relegated to the tool shed.
I think that at this point I shall dowse my hands in high temp lacquer thinner, sand my britches with a 6” dual action sander, stick a finger in the 20,000 rpm grinder wheel, and then go lay out in the gutter for the next 2 hours to regain the self-respect that this string has so insidiously stolen.
You all wood...err should be ash shamed...err ashamed.
Review Ron's latest post about filtering for obscenely ridiculous topics that, if found by our peers from other typical car-crafting, gun toting forums, would coin our group as the "wood huggers", and be immediately relegated to the tool shed.
I think that at this point I shall dowse my hands in high temp lacquer thinner, sand my britches with a 6” dual action sander, stick a finger in the 20,000 rpm grinder wheel, and then go lay out in the gutter for the next 2 hours to regain the self-respect that this string has so insidiously stolen.
You all wood...err should be ash shamed...err ashamed.
