Wooden Ferrari Engine

[Dalton Veitch]

This is starting to sap my energy. Couldn't you guys get bark to political insults and acorn throwing?

 

[Keith]

Let's have a Pole on the issue...

 

[JimmyMac]

Let's have a Pole on the issue...

Deal ?

 

[Charlie Farley]

This toothpick has plane gone past all resin.
Knot wishing to root out the culprits, butt ,
its sapping to say the leaf !

 

[JimmyMac]

Andy,
'Apologies for lumbering on and hope you don't take a fence.
Maybe the said engine should go into a chopper.

 

[Ian Anderson]

:lurker: Dollar to a dime the guy that built this is about 50 cm tall and eats an inordinate number of cookies, but looking for a career change.

Naah

I bet he's a "chip of the old block"


Ian

 

[JimmyMac]

Naah

I bet he's a "chip of the old block"


Ian

Sticky subject,

 

[Paul Brameld]

Maybe Frank would be interested to buy it, he is after all Weald-en Engineering:thumbsup:
That said , I'll probably be in dead lumber with him for suggesting it.:laugh:

 

[JimmyMac]

Frank could do a plum proper job of it too !

 

[Keith]

Why send it to Frank? It looks Cherry to me... I think you'll find it quite sound beneath the outward Veneer :worried:

 

[Dave Bilyk]

and in the manner of Monty Python,
Now awl you fell ows, this sketch is getting rather silly and off beam,and it has to be trunk-ated. So I want you all to branch out into other leafy planks and be sensible uproot it. Go on, I don't want to bark on about it.

-and now for some ring complete tree different---

 

[Charlie Farley]

Maple its time to beech this toothpick.
I know it was received initially with tu'mulch'ous reception.
Tenon to one, i fear it will just keep branching out.
I for one are getting board with all this joisting,
just like noggin the nog. Why would you plywood on eBay ?
I'm just blockboard with all the comments.
All my comments so far, have been tongue in groove.
Ripping yarn to date (tree) so far !
In sign boarding off, i send you my sin ceder apologies.

 

[JimmyMac]

No.
Not tossing in the caber.

 

[Keith]

Paddy and Mick are at the job centre looking for work.

They come across a sign that says "tree fellers wanted".

Paddy says to Mick, "Ahhh, what a pity there's only the two of us!"

 

[Chris E]

I'm mortice fied that you wood stoop to such an old joke Keith!

 

[Keith]

That's it, I've had enough now. Up the Wooden Hill.. night night..

 

Yes, enough already. I'm getting board.

 

[Rick S.]

i bet it's a real stump-puller

 

[JimmyMac]

To sway to poplar demand and give up "Freedom of Beech".
This could be the finial post.

 

[Keith]

Are you trying to Palm me off JMac? :blank: