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Police were alerted by a member of the public today to a suspicious vehicle parked outside a London mosque. The vehicle was loaded with petrol, explosives and detonators. Fortunately emergency services arrived quickly and were able to roll the vehicle inside before it detonated...... LOL...

Did it last week. If they build it, are we eligible to bomb it? Tit for tat, gotta love it. :dead:

But do we believe them? ;) I could translate that entire statement as 'You cant prove anything, so shove off' LOL

Agreed. While we're at it BRING BACK GROUP B,R5Turbo, SWB Quattro, 6R4 etc. Oh man, thats driving.

...And with 4 minutes to spare, a final Happy Birthday!! (By UK time anyway :D )

Mickey Mouses lawyer calls him and says "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie for having big teeth!!" Mickey replies "I didnt say she had big teeth I said she was f**king Goofy!!!"

Three man with speech impediments are in therapy. The therapist is a blonde, fit and petite. She says "If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, i'll suck your ****. The first guy stammers "B b b bbbirmingham, dammit" The second guy takes a breath and tries....."Mmm mm m...

2 Dyslexic men in a car, 1 said to the other "Can you smell petrol?" The other replies "Don't be f**kin stupid I can't even smell my name....!"

A Trucker has been on the road for 3 weeks solid. Exhausted he stops and saunters over to a brothel, drops £500 on the table and demands the ugliest woman in the joint and a greasy bacon sandwich. The madamé says "Sir, for that you can have my finest lady and a 3 course meal!" The Trucker...

In a word, yes. Like I said it's more about the car than the driver now. I Think Bernie should make the decision to bring back Turbocharging :pepper: It may not even the field but it'd be a HELL of a lot more interesting :D and bring back semi-auto gearshift too.

.....We spoke of him as 'Coulthard the second' (nearly but not quite), but since he's won just about nothing we now refer to him as 'Coulthard wannabe' :D ...... It's a shame we don't see the drivers in exact spec cars, so driving skill truly shows through....I'd like to see Coulthard, Button...

Teacher asks a pupil "which part of your body do you think goes to heaven first?" Pupil replies "It's your feet miss, I've seen my mum with hers in the air screaming GOD, I'M COMING!!"

A Little girl goes into a pet shop and asks "excuth me, do you have and widdle wabbits?" The shop keepers heart melts. He gets down on his knees so he's on her level, and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?" The...

3 Arabs have been found drowned in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. Police believe they were 'suicide bummers' boomsmile

No problem.....hence my asking. Cracking stack from the Audi driver though. Wonder what he told the insurance company....?

Just finished watching it myself. Spectacular drive by Massa, solid by Raikonnen, and....what was his name......Lewis.....who? LOL :pepper: Seriously though, 9 races, 9 podiums. Great record but time to show his stones cos the Ferrari's have got schum....er....Kimi on form with a good car...

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An Irishman is walking past a new pub and see's a sign in the window, 'Pies-50p, Wanks-10p' He can't believe his luck. He goes inside and see's a stunning blonde barmaid and asks her "Are you the one that gives the wanks?" "Yes" she replies "Well wash yer f*ckin hands, I want a pie!!!"

Lesbian joins weightwatchers. Teacher proclaims in the first session "You are what you eat!!" Lesbian says "You callin me a c**t?"