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In my opinion Docking rads are excellent, over 6000 competition miles and no problems.

I don't think you get it Frank.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The...

Thanks for that RichardH, I have since heard that this story is indeed a hoax, apologies to Starbucks, and keep on drinking everyone.

Recently, British Royal Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees, and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Royal Marines thank you for their support of their business, but...

Well done Paul, about time you made yourself legit. Now you can drive at test days, see you at Brands soon.

Get the bozos who sat on the committee approving MP's expenses and publicly execute them.

While I was driving down the M4 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side laying in wait with a radar gun The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked...

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with...

Over the past few months I have forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes To friends who I thought shared the same tastes, sense of humour, and political understanding. Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite A few people who have accused me of being sexist...

Phil -The Thoughtful Husband... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse...

2008 Darwin Awards (The Darwin Awards highlight true stupidity in mankind. Crassly speaking, they are named for Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection, meaning the dumbest humans will eliminate themselves before they can reproduce similarly dumb humans.) You've been waiting for them, so...

Irish Maths Test An Irishman applied for a job on a construction site, but the foreman wouldn't hire him until he passed a simple maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9..' 'Without numbers?' The Irishman says, 'Dat is...

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!' The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.?' But the blonde keeps on...

The engine is no longer for sale.

The Man Rules******************* We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat...

At the Sunday morning church service, the minister asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was...

Hi Paul, Red ones, I'll check in the morning. regards, Mike

Hi Malcolm , got any photos of the "adpaters"? I believe that they are a rare breed, and deserve conservation status.

New all steel 5 litre Ford 302 engine, solid lifter Crane camshaft, s/h Ford SVO aluminium GT40 heads with roller rockers, Ford Motorsport Aluminium Rocker Covers, inlet manifold with 4 x twin downdraught throttle bodies. Steel flywheel. Fluidampr crank damper. Canton Racing baffled trapdoor...