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Kieth, I beleve that Red-Head will need a lot of expensive maintenance! Garry PS I love this thread. Pete, good onya!

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her...

Chuck and Ryan, As always you guys do elegant work. Garry

I was shocked and sad to see him go..a terrific player. Garry

Jeff, You sound like a lawyer. So if you are a lawyer then your opinion is the right opinion of Justice Thomas. I get where you are comming from. One wonders why you are not a Justice or Federal Judge. I am not a lawyer so I cannot argue one way or the other. I know that alot of people do not...

Oh Please! The indignation is another attempt to misdirect the intent of what we are getting across. For some liberals, elitists, racists, etc., the idea that a smart man who happens to be black and is not a fan of reformist social programs that they voted for to "correct" the injustices of the...

Not PC! TWO COFFEES <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p> Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard. <o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'...

I find it strange that the liberal elites find a black conservative justice so threatening. The attacks on this man have been unrelenting since he was nominated. It seems that liberals who have made a career out of "helping " the black race with their social reforms are truely threatened by a...

Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.' The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation...

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. 'I'm on the 7th hole,'...

"The Gun Is Civilization" by Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret) Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every...

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com <o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. <o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> While he did not want to appear insensitive, he...

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Silverado pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct ... The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the...

If anyone thinks that Jim is fair and balanced they have been spiking their tea. Did it ever occur that there is a CPA involved? What does he have to say about the boxes checked? Was it his advise? There are a lot of questions here that are unanswered. That being said, if anyone, and I mean...

I hope its not too late to chime in. My first car was a 1963 CHevy Corvair with a faded paint job, but I loved that car. It used to chew up fan belts due to me reving the thing to redline all the time, but it was a blast to drive. The PC Police dissed the car later in the decade, but that was a...

Thank you for posting. That was a very interesting time. Garry

+1! Ian, what Mark said! Garry

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+1 Mike. Thanks for posting. Garry

Proof that Men Have Better Friends.......:o <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p> Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend ' s house. The...