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The Yellow Frog So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy...

+1 Dave. I'm with you on the need to bring back jobs. We gave tax breaks to large corporations to offshore jobs and taxed then to death in this country with all of the payroll tax increases. It's time to give American entrepreneurs a new beginning and make tax breaks for companies that create...

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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio: 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes...

When I first left the Army, I was working for a pool builder. He had a client that owned a house in Tampa that was unique at the time. About 6000Sq Ft and only one bedroom, helicopter pad on the roof, and a turret tower that had a swimming pool in the bottom and an observation room in the top of...

I loved my Austin Healy, but you needed a bank to keep it running in top shape. The same goes for the lancia, a sweeter driving car you cannot find. It would track true at 90mph with the hands off the wheel and follow the curves on the interstate. However, you needed to a parts department to...

Chris, I will agree that Cheney is a nimrod. I don't care for his type at all. As for me, I don't want a person in the cabinet that knows how Washington works (or doesn't work as the case may be) but would rather have someone who is a proven leader in his specialty. I don't mean a businessman or...

I had my Pontiac 1965 GTO Tri-power since 1970 (second owner) until last year.I still regret selling her. Garry

Fran, You guys keep turning out works of art. We are all thankful that you and your team are around to teach us Novies how to do it. Garry

Doug, I am sorry if you were offended. I was referring to higher education professors in the universities not primary and secondary teachers. My daughter is a teacher in middle school and I am well aware of her sacrifice. She has a brilliant mind as well. Please accept my apologies for any...

You have to hand it to the old guy. He knew what was great and didn't give the car up when I am sure he was tempted by younger things! I only hope to live that long if I can still get around. Good on him. Garry

Pete, You are a lucky man...GT40, young wife, horses, and living in OZ. What a great way to start your next adventure. Congratulations! Garry

Doug, No offense but the old saying goes that "the ones that can do, do..and the ones that can't do..teach". The majority of the current administration is made up of people that have never had a job that was dependent upon them competing in the private sector. I believe that is what others were...

Trevor, I have never worked on Dellotoro's, but some of the others may have. Try posting this same question as an engine running problem and see what comes of it. Garry

HYPNOTISM AT THE SENIOR CENTRE It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful...

My apologies to our Italian friends.... After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da...

The use of the 'N' word should never be acceptable anymore. It doen't matter if rappers are using this slur to refer to their hommies or not. As a society we have to recognize that certain words or phrases are repugnant and should be deleted from the common language once and for all. There is no...

+1 Molleur! or Colorado! Garry

Jim, There are racists in the NAACP, LULAC, Move ON.org, and others. They are just as guilty as this boob was, but no one has painted the whole group as racist just because there are a few Rev. Wrights amoung them. A radical rascal is just that no matter which party that he proposes to support...

Doug, Yep, welcome to the world of sound bites. This type of attack has been going on for over 15 years and getting worse. In the "politically correct" society it is sad to see that this type of attack has prospered. The damage is done before the person who is maligned has a chance to refute the...