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    Porsche 930 Clutch/Flywheel Fitment

    Ron, The proper size socket (to fit the pilot bearing),an extension, and the laser in my right eye ;), always worked for me. You can keep the fork and TO bearing in place with a string of thin rubber bands (one end around the fork, the other end stretched around the flywheel). Adjust for...
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    For The CSI fans out there British CSI - AOL Video
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    Is spring here?......

    It is impossible to judge the merit of your theory that Spring and Tit Day coincide, without photos. An extensive study will be required. Please post your data here for further review!
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    GT runs standing mile at 209mph

    Just wondering if anybody here was driving the silver GT in California, featured recently on Speed channel. On a retired airstrip runway, the car went from a dead stop to 209mph in one mile. The car appeared to have quite a bit left, but ran out of room. The driver smoked the tires in first...
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    AVIATION - Fact or Fiction??

    Check these out! http://www.americanaeroservices.com/videos.htm Videos to make a radial engine lover's heart flutter! Very cool footage of startups, taxis, takeoffs, landings, and flybys of a few of the best known radial engined warbirds. Even a humorous carrier landing "crash"...
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    Willie, a young, not so bright, country boy of 16, was taken to a big city cathouse by his cousin Jimmy, for his first sexual encounter with an experienced woman. Cousin Jimmy described his first time at the cathouse with the two Bear sisters, who had plum wore him out. Willie, on...
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    A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained...
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    AVIATION - Fact or Fiction??

    This is what a couple of billion dollars worth of carbon fiber looks like. This B2 (The Spirit of Kansas) caught fire on take off in February, lost all flight control, and crashed next to the main runway, at Anderson AFB on Guam. Both the pilot and mission commander ejected safely. To the...
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    A dilemma (NSFW)

    Re: A dilemma Fran, Apparently. not everyone likes the sight of "crack troops" passing in review. Bill
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    G50 Competition Transaxle Support

    BF, Since you plan on track time, you may want to consult with some of the DRB guys. Their years of G50 experience have led to the development of extra support bars(to help control torque flex), in addition to the typical front studs/rear chassis mount. Apparently, in some high horsepower...
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    A dilemma (NSFW)

    Re: A dilemma Apparently the Ukraine has good looking women. Czechoslovakia has "women" in their army too. Here's a photo of their Lesbian Commando Brigade. :o
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    A dilemma (NSFW)

    Re: A dilemma It may not car related, but considering the interest in all things military on this forum, I couldn't help but add this photo of a new class of Ukrainian Army cadets. I just can't stop imagining a naked pillow fight in the barracks! :o
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    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr . Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly...
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    All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a...
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    A small zoo in Edgefield, SC obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla...
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    John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was walking on the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark and stormy night. The rain and fog was so severe he could only see a few feet ahead of him. There were no cars in sight and John was beginning to panic. Suddenly, he saw headlights...
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    Way back when I was in high school, due to an odd chance of birth days and chance, I had an uncle who was a senior at the same school in which I was a junior. We'd been brought up more like brothers. Dated some of the same girls, drank together, did the double date deal, and pulled pranks on...
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    The New Supermarket: It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat...
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    The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole...
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    Porsche 917 on the road

    There were a handful of 917s and 962s that were road registered in Europe, not including Jochen Dauer's 962s, which were original chassis, completely rebuilt for road use. Just a bit of overkill for a daily driver!
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