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#67 seems to have the most aerodynamic "spoiler". She could give the term drafting a new meaning!

To satisfy my own curiosity about the "provenance" of the Belgian MKIV replica, I sent the Mecanic Import link to the Heron e-mail address. Sure enough, the Belgian car IS the one and only Heron MKIV. The builder has been trying to find the car since shortly after he sold it in the 90's, but...

These cops certainly aren't taking any prisoners! At least speed cameras only take your picture!

Apple Computer announced that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499, 599, or $799 depending on speaker size. Women are considering this to be a major breakthrough as they have always complained about men staring at...

For guys wanting a 3D modeling program to do chassis drawings, etc. For free, Sketchup isn't half bad. What is SketchUp? Have fun! Bill

I came across this throttle body/carb airbox, and figured it might be of interest, considering the available stack filter choices. Another option anyway. Made by TWM Induction. They have carbon fiber airhorns available as well...

My mistake as well. I stand corrected. My memory isn't what it used to be, nor anything else for that matter! Further proof that the older I get, the better I was!

David, Didn't he "attempt" to start a GTD race series on the continent? Yet another scam, as I recall. Bill

That engine stand certainly qualifies as a "GO kart"! Think you'll be able to turn those little slicks? ;) Beautiful!!!! Looking forward to seeing that beauty in something bigger! Progress photos please!

"It's bad enough that you got the car in the divorce settlement, but may I please have my balls back?"

WARNING!!! Don't do it! My girls both turned into triple digit junkies, when I put my 40 on the road. After their first rides (at 8 & 14 years old), they were never satisfied unless we passed the 100MPH mark at least once. They were immediately informed that if Dad ever found out...

Boudreaux had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreaux. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine." ", the lawyer asked? Boudreaux responded, "Mais, Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus...

A black woman is walking by the gorilla cage at the zoo, when a big male gorilla reaches through the bars, grabs her, and snatches her inside the cage. After shagging her half to death, he tosses her onto the sidewalk. A week later, she describes the incident to her friend, who replies in...

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, what the camel was for. The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old...

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy, when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."...

A gynecologist decides that he'd had it with gynecology. He wanted to go and fulfill his lifelong dream and become a race car mechanic. So he studied hard, and when he felt he was ready, he registered to go take the state licensing test. The results of the test arrived a few weeks later, and...

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet", said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a...

There once was a milkman named Schwartz Whose cock was all covered with warts. But girls would play With his cock anyway Cause good old Schwartz came in quarts.

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I also just ordered a glass of champagne!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a...