Sarcasm for the day ...
1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying
let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way
much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they
are holding a gun, she's probably angry. Don’t wait for the flash to make up your mind.
4. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now
they drink like their fathers.
5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body;
6. I don't like making plans for the day because then the word
"premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it
the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for
murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?
10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege
1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying
let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way
much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they
are holding a gun, she's probably angry. Don’t wait for the flash to make up your mind.
4. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now
they drink like their fathers.
5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body;
6. I don't like making plans for the day because then the word
"premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it
the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for
murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?
10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege
