A dilemma (NSFW)

[Bill Musarra]

I think those would do some kinda hurt:shifty::evil:

 

[Trevor Booth]

squeeze the juice out of a hemp rope !!

 

[Gus Richmond]

Drug abuse springs to mind.
Poor girl.

 

[Bill Musarra]

Would you do this for your girl friend, or Wouldn't you:shout::shout::shout::shout:

Man Wax

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Come on chaps you're letting the side down a Dilemma slipped to page three!

 

[Keith]

Sorry Pete but I've got the decorators in and can't spend too much time on the computer because I've volunteered to hold the ladder (Heath & Safety First you know)

My dilemma is simple. How many coats do you think the ceiling needs? I was going to say about 10 or so, but perhaps you guys know better than me?

All advice welcome, thanks.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

deleted didn't work.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

I would think closer to fifteen or even twenty.BTW very noble of you to hold the ladder, if you get tired I'll volunteer to take over.

 

[Dalton Veitch]

If you're worried about health and safety, I think she should be more covered up to protect herself from paint...... Oh, hang on, I see what you're concentrating on....

 

[Terry Oxandale]

Reading this string is like watching paint dry...hmm...not as bad as I thought!

 

[Dimi Terleckyj]

Hi All

Question?????

What is the single greatest advantage of a rotary winged aircraft versus a fixed wing aircraft???.

Dimi

 

[Jack]

Good, good, good, good vibrations?

 

[David Morton]

She's giving me ...........

I wonder if she will hold my cyclic for a moment.

 

[Dimi Terleckyj]

Hi David

She might if you promise to rotate.

Dimi

 

[Graham]

Looks like that damned wind blew ALL their trousers off....

 

[Graham]

OMG, It must be catching

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Photoshop methinks.

 

[Graham]

Photoshop methinks.

Yes.... hadn't thought of that.

 

[Garry]

What ever, its good work!
Garry

 

[Dalton Veitch]

I was thinking how unlikely those photo shoots were; you're on the money with your Photoshop thought, Pete.