This what happened to me today.
It was so funny that I had to share.
Jim
Working on a car
Pete a customer
Turns up ,gets out of his car.
Rocks the car side to side.
Jim
Thinks to himself
Self Pete has a suspension noise.
Pete
Jim I have this noise in my car, a squek.
It is random ,some days it is there then it is gone for days.
Can you have a look.
Jim
Interigates pete about noise.
Lets go for a drive.
Jim
drives car steering side to side ,the squek is odd because it goes on for a long time on larger radius corners.
Pete the noise is in the cabin area behind us.
Pete
yes that is what I recon but I cant find it.
Jim back at shop looks in the back of the station wagon and notices a vacuum cleaner.
It is a cheap arse one with plastic wheels .
Jim moves the said clener and its wheels squek.
Jim
Puts his arm around Pete shoulder.
Pete you should prepare yourself because this is going to be real embarrasing.
Its the wheels on your vacuum cleaner.
Pete
Your fucking kidding me.
Fuck
Jim
pisses his pants with laughter.
Pete
You cant tell Penny (his wife) about this.
Fuck.
That explains it I dont have the cleaner in there all the time.
When it is I get the squek.
you better give me a bill as I have waised your time
Jim
So if there was an invoice what would you want on that.
Rectify noise in rear of Toyota
Or
Lube wheels on vacuum cleaner.
Jim and Pete both piss there pants.
Jim
You have been to much fun I cant charge you.
One thing you have to promise is at christmas dinner with the family you have to tell this story.
Pete
Yip I will.
This meeting with Pete made it worth while going to work today.
Jim
It was so funny that I had to share.
Jim
Working on a car
Pete a customer
Turns up ,gets out of his car.
Rocks the car side to side.
Jim
Thinks to himself
Self Pete has a suspension noise.
Pete
Jim I have this noise in my car, a squek.
It is random ,some days it is there then it is gone for days.
Can you have a look.
Jim
Interigates pete about noise.
Lets go for a drive.
Jim
drives car steering side to side ,the squek is odd because it goes on for a long time on larger radius corners.
Pete the noise is in the cabin area behind us.
Pete
yes that is what I recon but I cant find it.
Jim back at shop looks in the back of the station wagon and notices a vacuum cleaner.
It is a cheap arse one with plastic wheels .
Jim moves the said clener and its wheels squek.
Jim
Puts his arm around Pete shoulder.
Pete you should prepare yourself because this is going to be real embarrasing.
Its the wheels on your vacuum cleaner.
Pete
Your fucking kidding me.
Fuck
Jim
pisses his pants with laughter.
Pete
You cant tell Penny (his wife) about this.
Fuck.
That explains it I dont have the cleaner in there all the time.
When it is I get the squek.
you better give me a bill as I have waised your time
Jim
So if there was an invoice what would you want on that.
Rectify noise in rear of Toyota
Or
Lube wheels on vacuum cleaner.
Jim and Pete both piss there pants.
Jim
You have been to much fun I cant charge you.
One thing you have to promise is at christmas dinner with the family you have to tell this story.
Pete
Yip I will.
This meeting with Pete made it worth while going to work today.
Jim