I want a divorce!

But then Donald doesnt profess his desire to kick some ass on national tv either. He just want's to be one of the guys. Our buddy, yeah right!
 
DIVORCE AGREEMENT





Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbra Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Al,

I believe you will need our help first and here is why :-


No one can get around as the SUV factory was closed when you kicked out of the country, a load of workers for belonging to a union as so obviously communists

You discover that you have not got as many oil wells as you thought as some are on the land you gave to those American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters.

You decide this is a threat to you and that their windmills are obviously hiding weapons of mass destruction so you invade.

NATO tell you this invasion is illegal so you declare they are obviously communists and declare war on them.

Unfortunately, you discover you have no bullets for your guns as you closed the arms factories when you threw out all the workers that voted for Obama for being commie tree loving Marxists.

You go to buy your bullets from else were to find you have no money as you decided taxes should be reduced to 5% as that encourages entrepreneurs.

You go to your reserves but forgot there is no money with so few workers to pay taxes as everyone is a CEO. Any reserves were used to pay the 80% dividend all your CEO’s awarded themselves at the last board meeting.

You call an emergency government meeting but no one can come as they are all with their accountants discussing tax avoidance measures or on the golf courses at a “business meeting”.

The final straw comes and the country is declared bankrupt, when your oil wells no longer provide any oil as safety measures were getting in the way of profit and production. Their removal led to numerous Gulf of Mexico incidents and any money left had to be paid to fund the clean up.
 
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Nick,

I believe you will need our help as well and here is why :-


No one can get around as the SUV factory was closed when you allowed the unions of the country to get so large that they increased the cost of production so high they no one could afford them anymore.

You discover that even though you have oil, you cant dill for it because its a dirty technology.

You decide to try windmills, but you find that it takes 50 years to recoup the $2million dollar price tag of one unit, and that's if it never breaks down. You also find that its impossible to power the entire country with them.

The only thing NATO ever tells you is that they want more money; meanwhile Iran and North Korea continue their nuclear arms programs.

Unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about Iran and North Korea since you have no bullets for your guns as you closed the arms factories in an attempt to set an example for the rest of the world.

You go to buy your bullets from else were to find you have no money as you decided taxes should be raised to 90% as it was supposed to increase tax revenue. But you find that just makes people leave the country and not work just like it did in the 70's in the UK.

You go to your reserves but forgot there is no money because you spent it all on social programs, and even so, the dropout rate is higher than ever in your schools.

You call an emergency government meeting and all your fellow politicians came. You discuss adding new taxes to increase revenue.

The final straw comes when the country is declared bankrupt, but you don't know why because you did everything you were taught at your university.
 

Jeff Young

GT40s Supporter
That's funny, I don't know a single person who thinks "communism is cool." Except that Glenn Beck wants you to think those who don't agree with his politics, think that communism is cool.

Bizarre. Do you really watch this stuff for news and information? Rather sad if you ask me.
 

Jeff Young

GT40s Supporter
Certainly not. And as far as those two sources go, at least they don't keep trying to tell me they are "fair and balanced" every 30 seconds when it is patently obvious they are not. Fox News and that "fair and balanced" crap is really Orwellian, don't you think? Do you really watch that junk as your primary source of news?

Alternatives?

Well, let's see. There's...Reuters, BBC, The Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune, and (gasp!) the NY Times, there is George Will's column, and even say Krauthammers, US News and World Report, the Christian Science Monitor, the National Review, the Economist, there's the Sunday morning news shows, there's MacNeil Lehrer (off the air now?), there's ABB and CBS if you can't stomach NBC, there's John Stewart! (who is clearly left but open about it and does go after both sides), there's even things like Charlie Rose and Larry King for more human interest stuff.

Please DON'T tell me you think Fox is "all that's out there" or the only source that "isn't biased" -- because that is complete and utter bullshit.
 
Jeff, I watch them ALL and read them ALL and make up my own mind! Is that not what a reasonably intelligent person does..
 

Jeff Young

GT40s Supporter
Yes. What a reasonable person doesn't do is watch Fox (and in particular BECKZILLA) exclusively or almost exclusively, claim every other source is biased, and then spout what they hear on Fox as fact.
 
John,

No one can get around as the SUV factory was closed when you allowed the unions of the country to get so large that they increased the cost of production so high they no one could afford them anymore.

From the original post you wanted the SUV's so why should we worry if the factory closes. We are to busy riding bicycles loving everyone and hugging trees.

You discover that even though you have oil, you cant dill for it because its a dirty technology.

From the original post you wanted the oil so why should we worry if we can't drill for it we will let you do that while we are chilling in our yoga classes.

You decide to try windmills, but you find that it takes 50 years to recoup the $2million dollar price tag of one unit, and that's if it never breaks down. You also find that its impossible to power the entire country with them.

It's ok we diverted the money we would have had to pay for oil and nuclear power and their clean ups, that you are now paying for, and have bought zillions of $2million dollar wind turbines with the revenue saved.

The only thing NATO ever tells you is that they want more money; meanwhile Iran and North Korea continue their nuclear arms programs.

Heaven forbid perhaps we will try diplomacy.

Unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about Iran and North Korea since you have no bullets for your guns as you closed the arms factories in an attempt to set an example for the rest of the world.

No problem from the original post you took all the guns so why would we want bullets.

You go to buy your bullets from else were to find you have no money as you decided taxes should be raised to 90% as it was supposed to increase tax revenue. But you find that just makes people leave the country and not work just like it did in the 70's in the UK.

Again won't have to put up taxes as we have no need for bullets and we have decided to replace bullets with flowers so will be to busy growing them too worry.

You go to your reserves but forgot there is no money because you spent it all on social programs, and even so, the dropout rate is higher than ever in your schools.

Not sure were you got the evidence to link the two.

You call an emergency government meeting and all your fellow politicians came. You discuss adding new taxes to increase revenue.

Revenue for what we will all be tree huggers living off the land.
 
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Certainly not. And as far as those two sources go, at least they don't keep trying to tell me they are "fair and balanced" every 30 seconds when it is patently obvious they are not. Fox News and that "fair and balanced" crap is really Orwellian, don't you think? Do you really watch that junk as your primary source of news?

Alternatives?

Well, let's see. There's...Reuters, BBC, The Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune, and (gasp!) the NY Times, there is George Will's column, and even say Krauthammers, US News and World Report, the Christian Science Monitor, the National Review, the Economist, there's the Sunday morning news shows, there's MacNeil Lehrer (off the air now?), there's ABB and CBS if you can't stomach NBC, there's John Stewart! (who is clearly left but open about it and does go after both sides), there's even things like Charlie Rose and Larry King for more human interest stuff.

Please DON'T tell me you think Fox is "all that's out there" or the only source that "isn't biased" -- because that is complete and utter bullshit.

I don't believe that one person on this site has said that Fox News is "all that's out there", yet you keep harping on it. Are you threatened by Fox News? Contrary to your beliefs, the majority of guys on this site are as bright as you, and a few are possibly brighter. Most of us listen to or read news and articles from a lot of different sources. Just because some of us don't subscribe to your views doesn't make us any less intelligent or well read than you.
 

Jeff Young

GT40s Supporter
I never once said I'm smarter than anyone here, nor do I claim to be. Intelligence comes in a lot of different forms and anyone who makes those kinds of claims is usually, well, not that smart.

What I do see though is basically word for word repetition of Fox News/Glenn Beck talking points. In fact, it's an interesting phenomenon isn't it? This idea I see from the whacked out right that "I don't listen to just Fox!" but then mysteriously all we hear from you is, well, basically exactly what Fox/Glenn Beck have to say.

What other sources did you draw information from? Legitimate ones (blogs do not count!), and don't give me the cop out of "I read the NY Times but don't believe the liberal tripe in it." If that's true, why read it?

Fess up! You've got Fox and Rush and Glenn and Hannity on pretty much all day right?
 
wouldn't it be nice to partition the country into productive and non productive parts? That way all of us on the productive side could drive GT40s, live in big houses and have great health care.

Of course, nobody on our side of the fence would be willing to do my landscaping, or flip my burger, or stock my grocery shelves.

Gee, maybe both sides need each other?
 
I never once said I'm smarter than anyone here, nor do I claim to be. Intelligence comes in a lot of different forms and anyone who makes those kinds of claims is usually, well, not that smart.

What I do see though is basically word for word repetition of Fox News/Glenn Beck talking points. In fact, it's an interesting phenomenon isn't it? This idea I see from the whacked out right that "I don't listen to just Fox!" but then mysteriously all we hear from you is, well, basically exactly what Fox/Glenn Beck have to say.

What other sources did you draw information from? Legitimate ones (blogs do not count!), and don't give me the cop out of "I read the NY Times but don't believe the liberal tripe in it." If that's true, why read it?

Fess up! You've got Fox and Rush and Glenn and Hannity on pretty much all day right?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you have been the only one to make multiple references to FNN on this thread. Chis P. made one and Dom made one.
 

Jeff Young

GT40s Supporter
True, but you keep posting things that are said almost VERBATIM on Fox News.

And you still haven't answered my question, but that's cool and all.
 
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