Limericks anyone?

[Jack]

For the WOGGS:

As a beauty I am not a star,<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O></O>
There are others more handsome by far;<O></O>
But my face -- I don't mind it,<O></O>
For I am behind it;<O></O>
It's the people in front that I jar.<O></O>​

 

[Jack]

for Keith....

An elderly man called Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.​

 

[Marcus]

Young Marc rode a Ducat in Spain
For fun it was said, not for gain
In the blink of an eye, the Eytie threw him high
And right now he is howling in pain…

:laugh:

 

[Marcus]

Like that one Marcus, thanks.

My very first Limerick...thank you Jack.

 

[Larry L.]

There was a young lass from Mobile,
who's thing was made out of steel.
She only got thrills from rotary drills,
and an off-center emery wheel.

Foul! Disqualification!

'Technically not a limerick, Your Floridaship!

'Has to have 3 LONG and 2 SHORT lines. :smug:

(In fairness, others committed the same foul...but, I shant go there for various reasons...)


(I truly am a rotten person... :shame

 

[Keith]

for Keith....

An elderly man called Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.​

Good Lord! I never realised anyone was watching! :shifty:

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

A cheerful young man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
Said he, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt,
I could fuck it"