Alvin, My second decree, would be to arrest all "true Democraps and Repooplicans".
Quite to the contrary, Faili, we have determined that since there is really no difference between the Democraps and the Repooplicans, with them both being just pits full of crooks anyway, that we are going to split them up and form new parties with equaL numbers of crooks from both of the previous parties...these new political parties will be called the Demopublicans and Republicrats.....that way there won't be any difference between the parties and the voting public can vote based on the issues rather than party loyalty.....
.....OMG, what a unique concept----by Jove, I think we've got something, there!!
So, to carry it further, the tickets this year would be Obama-Palin and McCain-Biden. However, since McCain is so peesed-off about Obama's supposed celebrity status, we have also decreed that there should be on each ticket a politician and a true celebrity.
Tickets like McCain-McLain (Shirley McLain, that is) and Obama-Madonna would be required, just for the sake of hilarity!
Doug
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