What are your favourite sayings?

[Keith]

"It's OK, it's not loaded."

 

[Nick]

"It's OK, it's not loaded."

Abraham Lincoln ?

 

[Leon]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the core.

Life's a shit sandwich and its been lunch time all day.

While there is still gravel flying there is hope (Mike Marshall, NZ Rally Ace)

Money won't buy happiness, But it beats the crapp out of the alternative.

Cheers Leon

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Money isn't everything but its right up there with oxygen!

You can't polish a turd.

 

[Randy V]

It's a dog eat dog world out there and here I am wearing milk-bone underwear!

 

[Jim Craik]

When accordions are outlawed, only outlaws will have accordions.

Accordions don't play Lady of Spain, people play Lady of Spain.

 

[Frank3]

Sorry I was late , but F#*kn'n off takes time .

Nine out of ten women are battered , I'm still eating mine plain .

I immediately thought of George Carlin telling airplane fart jokes when I heard Nancy Pelosi say " we have to pass it to know whats in it " , at least I think it was her , answering questions about the health care bill .

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.

 

[Steve26]

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing!

If some's good more's better!

Steve

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

 

[Glenn B.]

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
Mario Andretti

You can never have too much love, time, or horsepower.

He's tighter than a crab's ass...and that's waterproof.

 

[Danimal W]

"We need to clean up this gene pool"

"If that person sits down hard, he will break his neck....because his head is shoved so far up his ass"

 

[Danimal W]

"85% of drivers should not be on the road%

 

[Ian Anderson]

If it isn't broken - fix it till it is!

 

[Jim Craik]

Chapman built them as light as possable, then when something broke, the lightened everything else.

 

[Larry L.]

That's a bit tame for you Marcus? :laugh:

I think I most admire the retort of a senior US Marine officer during the Korean War and presumably during the Chosin Action when asked if he was "retreating" famously said "hell no, I'm just attacking in a different direction"

Now, for the purists amongst you, I realise that what I have written above may not be a pefect rendition of the actual situation, but it is from my dim and distant memory of Military History, not Googled, Pedia'd or any other similar cop out & charlatan search engine.

As long as the sentiment is pretty accurate please accept it as intended and do not waste either my time or this site's bandwidth replying with a tedious and pedantic correction.

The above statement only applies to probably two or three people who have a habit of doing just that.

LOL! To paraphrase The Cable Guy, I don't care who y'are - 'at thar's darned funny right thar!

 

[SteveB]

Cooking....

All shades of brown is done.. Only black is buggered

Steve

 

[Mark]

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

Epic

 

[Pat]

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

 

[Jim Craik]

Pat,

That's a good one!

Quick question, as I'm sure you know the answer, why do they throw grenades using the loft motion, instead of like a baseball, is it because you have to stand up?