1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the
Tomb of the Unknowns and Why?
21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one-gun salute, which is the
highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary.
2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his
return...
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see...
Yep. Bill Lee. He owns a 'famous' Chinese Restaurant here in town. The same Ford dealer sells Jaguars. Last month, I bought a 2004 Jag VandePlas and a 2004 Jag XK Convertible for my wife. I'm pretty well in for a 2006 GT if I don't get an 05. And yes, it will be MSRP. Some dealers have...
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Master Earl, you are cool. Ron that stinks.
PS:Is that boy looking at the Dragon?
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Hey, I'm so cool, that women called me Master before I became a Master (right after the first date )
I think the boy is looking for the Holy Grail