Recent content by ghur

So who are the bravest?

Kilarney in Cape Town.

Talking about E type Jags. I went round to a friends house in an e type that I was working on and his wife said "my God, that looks like a penis on wheels". I nearly passed out from laughing.

Here is an interesting one. A buddy asked if I could have a look at his 1970 Mini Cooper that was running badly. I told the guy that it would take me ten minutes to fix. Me and my big mouth! On day one I changed the normal stuff. Plugs, points, condenser, filters etc. Checked timing, dwell...

I prefer this one. YouTube - Bugatti Veyron Vs SLR Mclaren 1760hp!! Burning some rubber!!

A few pics from last weekends Classic Car Show in Cape Town. Too many people around to get any clear shots.

I had a minor medical problem so my doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday. She is absolutely gorgeous and unbelievably sexy. The first thing she told me is that I have to stop masturbating. When I asked her why she said, ''Because I'm trying to examine you.......''

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I...

Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, "Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do." Hans said, "I...

Some more. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??' ' I told you...

When are you planning on going? If I am in town perhaps we can drink one of those Castle beers and talk GT40's.

Current 747 200 driver. Building a BD5. Previous owner started the project in 1976. About 75% complete. 90% still to go!

God created orgasms so that a woman can still moan even if she is satisfied.

I missed this thread when it started unfortunately. I had the same problem initially with my CAV and it was simply that I had the 5/8ths coolant hoses that attach to the water pump incorrectly fitted. One routes to the header tank through a T piece and the other to the heater core. Have had no...

Need one of these? Tampon Dispenser (For Automatic Vehicles) - $85.99 : KaleCoAuto, Hard to find automotive items! They also do Kuneutson valves. Kuhneutson Valve - $65.99 : KaleCoAuto, Hard to find automotive items!