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'ASYLUM'
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:<o:p></o:p>
Hop on a boat <o:p></o:p>
And win<o:p></o:p>
A FREE HOUSE!<o:p></o:p>
We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollarsand thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,<o:p></o:p>
The Australian Taxpayer.<o:p></o:p>
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. <o:p></o:p>
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid AustralianPassport, and you only need one word of English:<o:p></o:p>
'ASYLUM'<o:p></o:p>
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at$800a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.<o:p></o:p>
This competition is open to everyone
buy a ticket to Indonesia<o:p></o:p>
And catch the first available boat.<o:p></o:p>
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.<o:p></o:p>
All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you<o:p></o:p>
enter Australian waters and remember the magic password:<o:p></o:p>
'ASYLUM'<o:p></o:p>
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Afghanistan</st1:place></st1:country-region> were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesia’sgateway where agentswere on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxuryaccommodation. <o:p></o:p>
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Australia</st1:place></st1:country-region> .<o:p></o:p>
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxters Reef and the world famous <st1:place w:st="on">Christmas Island</st1:place> Resort. <o:p></o:p>
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need tophone a friend or ask the audience<o:p></o:p>
Just apply for legal aid.<o:p></o:p>
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.<o:p></o:p>
It won't cost you a penny.<o:p></o:p>
It could change your life forever .
So play today.<o:p></o:p>
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...<o:p></o:p>
COME ON DOWN!<o:p></o:p>
Get along to the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Indonesia</st1:place></st1:country-region>fishing ports<o:p></o:p>
Don't stop in Thailand or Bali<o:p></o:p>
Go straight to Australia<o:p></o:p>
And you are:<o:p></o:p>
GUARANTEED<o:p></o:p>
to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.<o:p></o:p>
Everyone's a winner, when they play<o:p></o:p>
'ASYLUM'<o:p></o:p>
Thank you Mr. RUDD!!!! <o:p></o:p>
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