There was a young lass from Mobile,
who's thing was made out of steel.
She only got thrills from rotary drills,
and an off-center emery wheel.
There was a young girl from Devises
who's breasts were
Two different sizes
One was small
Hardly any use at all
The other was huge
And won prizes.
american politics suck
it really is boring as fuck
it's cars we should discuss
rather than bother and fuss
and wallow like pigs in the muck