Christine

Has anyone got a spare copy of the DVD " Christine "? I have a car in my shop I call Christopher, which I am sure is the son of Christine, possible fathered by a well known FORD, as the external shape looks very paternal, but the rest of the car has its mothers persona and evil temperment. I would like to pass on the warning to the owner before he lets her loose. Frank
 
Has anyone got a spare copy of the DVD " Christine "? I have a car in my shop I call Christopher, which I am sure is the son of Christine, possible fathered by a well known FORD, as the external shape looks very paternal, but the rest of the car has its mothers persona and evil temperment. I would like to pass on the warning to the owner before he lets her loose. Frank
I would recommend binge watching ‘The Sopranos’ and do what the New York mafia would do: remove all identification marks, remove body parts, take the parts and bury them in various remote locations around East Sussex and then report Christopher as stolen. This will save you and the owner a great deal of stress. Just a thought.
 
Christopher is getting a bit stroppy this last week. He has realised his time is up and his owner is coming to inspect him. Suddenly last week he had a session of not firing up on all eight, just four, any four at random, but for no rear engineering reason. Then after some soothing attention he reverted back to eight quite happily. Then early this morning, having realised the owners visit is today, set off all of the workshop alarms to get me out of bed at a stupid hour to calm him down . There was absolutely no reason for the alarms to trigger, just a frightened car !
 
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