Hahaha Brilliant!!
We have a local guy who walks around with a buncha signs that say one of the following...
- Brother kidnnapped by aliens, need money to fix spaceship.
- Road Rage? Yell at a homeless guy for $0.50 or best offer.
- Why live in a $250,000 house when I can live under a $25M bridge?
- Wife + Gun + PMS = I HAVE to bring home the bacon!!
- Family killed by Ninjas, need money for karate lessons.
I know he's got some more, but those are the ones that stick out in my mind the most. Haha. He's great!!