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At the base motorpool office, the duty sergeant's phone rang. The following conversation ensued........... "Send a car over to General Johnson's office at 1400hrs.", the caller ordered. "Do you mean Old Fat Ass Johnson?", the sergeant replied. "Do you know who you're talking to...

To paraphrase Rossini...... "The Beavers of Brazil! Figaro! Figaro! I am the barber for the Beavers of Brazil!"

Nothing quite like a visit to Dr. Jellyfinger. Here's a peek at the lighter side of being "scoped". YouTube - Lou Rawls Colonoscopy Exam in English

Molleur, If I can remember correctly from my youth, on a scale of 1-10, a woman can only become an eleven, at 10 minutes before last call. A swallower on the other hand, at 10 minutes before last call, automatically rates a twelve. Bill

Ok Chris. Unless I have a brain fart, it's unlikely that I'll remember any more details. Wait!!! It's slowly coming back..............Better late than never, I guess. Add a full fire system, Gurney bubbles, 5pt harnesses, dry sump system, oil & trans coolers, and a Motec to the list...

Chris, John's car was built a year or so after mine. He came to see my car, just before placing his order with PR. My car was an '01, so his must be an '02/'03. I'm not sure exactly when he got it finished. It's a damn shame that John never shared the specs of the car, here on the...

John's car is indeed a DRB, and was factory built, specifically for the Open Road race series. I agree with the good people comment. Helluva nice guy! I am surprised that he hasn't participated on the forum.

An armed hooded robber bursts into a bank, and forces the tellers to load a bag full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the man without hesitation! He then looks around the bank...

I just noticed something VERY unusual in the photos of the junkyard. The two Mustangs are not two Mustangs at all, but one F-82 Twin Mustang! That sucker is MORE rare than rocking horse poop! If I'm not mistaken, there are only a VERY few of these in existence anywhere in the world, and all are...

Oh, to have met this guy in 1987 with a huge pile of cash in hand! One man's personal junkyard collection..... 2 Corsairs, 2 Mustangs, a B25, a B36, and more! Quite a collection of restorables from the looks of it. Wonder where they are now? SVSM Gallery :: Walter Soplata's Airplane...

Howard, Both look like they would do the job quite well. The purple one is similar to Rick Merz's GTD/G50 linkage setup. The red one is similar to the DRB setup, but with cable to bellcrank instead of rod to bellcrank. Both will take some serious abuse. Don't ask me how I know...

Congrats Pete! Great race! Chi Chi is quite the finisher! You need to do something about that race caller though. That guy is almost as exciting as artificial insemination.

Probably a good thing that JP7 was difficult to ignite from a safety standpoint too. A friend and former SR71 ground crew chief told me that full raingear was mandatory, when working underneath an SR71. He referred to it as a flying sieve. Until the planes warmed up and parts expanded due to...

Congrats Bill! You must be elated! Seems like only yesterday (Has it really been 6 1/2 years?), when you received that lump from OZ and discovered that it wasn't quite as advertised. BUT, all that is a distant memory now. You have finally arrived at the end of your build, you're on the road...

Parking lot revenge doesn't always pay big dividends, as is clearly evident in this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBvysuewIOs

Keith, I guess that the infamous Long Island Iced Tea didn't destroy ALL of your brain cells, if you can remember the recipe after so many years! I had to look it up! The tequila was always in there regardless of locale, from my memory, or at least what's left of it. Oh, Jesus! My...

Peter, This may change thousands of years of "tea" tradition for you Commonwealth blokes, but so be it. It actually does taste like tea (sort of), even more so after the 3rd or 4th one. :o 1 part vodka 1 part Tequila 1 part rum 1 part gin 1 part triple sec 1 1/2 parts sweet and sour...

Pete, Nah, just having tea and scones here, but the tea does have a 3 cup limit if you're driving. Thanks for the well wishes! Bill

Not Photoshopped. Actually she's a fairly well known, very well endowed model from Los Angeles. She makes the rounds of the car shows and race circuits on a regular basis. Just as good looking in the flesh too. More to enjoy here: MySpace.com - Denise Milani - 29 - Female - LOS ANGELES...

I think you've got a foot fetish. More in that video of her feet than anything else. Since I'm not familiar with that sort of fetishism, perhaps you could enlighten me. Would that be known as "10 digit(al) video"?