A dilemma (NSFW)

[Jack]

Aw come on now! Everyone knows that a REAL eleven is merely a 10 that swallows.

 

[Bill Bayard]

Molleur,

If I can remember correctly from my youth, on a scale of 1-10, a woman can only

become an eleven, at 10 minutes before last call.

A swallower on the other hand, at 10 minutes before last call, automatically rates a twelve.



Bill

 

[Jac Mac]

In view of some of the supposed personal experience replys to this particular dilemma this bit of equipment should be handy for checking the credibility of any advice etc.

 

[David Sturch]

Jac,
That's an old Analog version. Mines Digital far better range. Yours used to come with Wellingtons for when it gets really thick.
Dave

 

[Keith]

Hi Guys...

This forum may be inappropriate for my post but if it needs moving so be it.

I have a dilemma. I'm trying to find "Racing in The Rain" and I went in to the local chinese owned bookstore who is said to have every rare book in the world on any subject, but he'd never even heard of it!

He muttered something in Chinese and virtually threw me out..

What now ? :uneasy:

 

[Al Jones]

That guy must own several businesses because I've found myself being forced to leave several of the pubs he owns.

 

[Jay V]

EYES TEST​

Look at the picture below very carefully


Anyone want to tell us what is wrong here??

 

[Roark_John]

That's easy. She's taking a photo of the wrong girl! Who doesn't love a good brown eye?

 

[Gary]

yea, the photographers arm is blocking the view of the girls back end.

 

[Bill Hara]

It's her armpit.....

 

[David Jackson]

She left the lens cap on,and one of those young ladies appears to be scantily clad,but I have averted my eyes.

 

[Joey Dean]

+1 Bill

 

[Gary]

Bianca Beaucamp

 

[Terry Oxandale]

Oh...oh, I get it. Seven years of bad luck due to a crack in the mirror!

 

[Bill Hara]

I guess Bianca's association to the car/girl dilemma is that she is using motor oil in that photo?
Is it AGIP or ELF.... must be GULF!

 

[Keith]

Dilemma! <HEADSCRATCH>

How to get rid of these darned beavers in my garden.... :shrug:

 

[Bill Musarra]

If you manage to catch a few, send them my way. I have a few trees that need"felling".

Bill

 

[Jack]

Like most other mammals the young of beavers are more likely to fall victim to predators than adults (Wheatley, II. Sex, Age, and Family Status, 1997).​

 

[Jay V]

(Sorry if too revealing)
Speaking of beavers......
Is it gonna be a bad winter!


They say you can tell how bad winter is going to be by the thickness of fur on a beaver.


I think we are in trouble!!!


THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!!!!

 

[David Morton]

:curtain::yuck: