Howard Jones
Supporter
I took betty out for a little ride a couple of hours ago and what did I find, a brand new enzo. All nice and red and still with paper plates.
I followed him for awhile and got a real good look at the defusser under the rear of the car. The more I looked at it the more it looked like a open wheel car with full body work. Huge rear tires and all kinds of aero stuff under the car made of carbon fiber. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Anyway he finally looked out the back and gave me a kinda ya I know you are there wave. We drove along for awhile in moderate traffic at about 40-50 mph and I could tell he was sizeing me up. My car is loud and so I couldn't hear the Blasted Red Devil at all.
Finally he gave it a little, kind of rolled it on in 3rd I think, and good old betty stayed right up with him to about 80 or so until we ran out of room.
About 5 mins later I wes behind him again and he had a good look at betty when we were along side once or twice so I guess he figured I wasn't a fiberfab or something. We had to stop for a light and as we left on the green with me behind him I finally heard his motor. He must have decided to teach me a lesson because he hit it pretty good in second. Thats all I needed, about 50mph is betty's sweet spot in 2nd and I gave it all shes got before he could really floor it.I pulled into the right lane made the 2-3 gear change and went around him. Now I've got him because he hasn't really floored it yet and I'm at full song. Change into 4 at 6000rpm and kept it matted until I just didn't want to go any faster.
He got on it pretty hard but he never got along side until I had backed off.
DOWN WENT THE EVIL RED WITCH!!!! VANQUISHED BY GOOD OLD BETTY.
Anyway he pulled into a shopping center and I went on. He had to pull into a left turn lane at the light and I was along side him. He looked over just looked at me so I opened my door stuck my hand up out of the roof and waved. He kinda looked pissed.
Now I know that thing is faster, but he who draws first and can hit what they are shooting at offen finnish on their feet. Old Betty had enough for him that time! I think I scared him when I went blasting by. Betty is a LOUD old broad. Kinda like a half snockerd 40 year old big tited blond from Alabama at 2am saturday night. "Lets GOOOO honney!!! Get outa my way you skinny little princess! I'm a goin for it! Ya whoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
I followed him for awhile and got a real good look at the defusser under the rear of the car. The more I looked at it the more it looked like a open wheel car with full body work. Huge rear tires and all kinds of aero stuff under the car made of carbon fiber. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Anyway he finally looked out the back and gave me a kinda ya I know you are there wave. We drove along for awhile in moderate traffic at about 40-50 mph and I could tell he was sizeing me up. My car is loud and so I couldn't hear the Blasted Red Devil at all.
Finally he gave it a little, kind of rolled it on in 3rd I think, and good old betty stayed right up with him to about 80 or so until we ran out of room.
About 5 mins later I wes behind him again and he had a good look at betty when we were along side once or twice so I guess he figured I wasn't a fiberfab or something. We had to stop for a light and as we left on the green with me behind him I finally heard his motor. He must have decided to teach me a lesson because he hit it pretty good in second. Thats all I needed, about 50mph is betty's sweet spot in 2nd and I gave it all shes got before he could really floor it.I pulled into the right lane made the 2-3 gear change and went around him. Now I've got him because he hasn't really floored it yet and I'm at full song. Change into 4 at 6000rpm and kept it matted until I just didn't want to go any faster.
He got on it pretty hard but he never got along side until I had backed off.
DOWN WENT THE EVIL RED WITCH!!!! VANQUISHED BY GOOD OLD BETTY.
Anyway he pulled into a shopping center and I went on. He had to pull into a left turn lane at the light and I was along side him. He looked over just looked at me so I opened my door stuck my hand up out of the roof and waved. He kinda looked pissed.
Now I know that thing is faster, but he who draws first and can hit what they are shooting at offen finnish on their feet. Old Betty had enough for him that time! I think I scared him when I went blasting by. Betty is a LOUD old broad. Kinda like a half snockerd 40 year old big tited blond from Alabama at 2am saturday night. "Lets GOOOO honney!!! Get outa my way you skinny little princess! I'm a goin for it! Ya whoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
