Two men pull up beside each other at a light traffic, one
in a brand new Hummer H2, the other in a sharp looking GT40.
Mr. Hummer looks down his nose at the GT, thinking, "What a useless vehicle!" His Hummer was expensive too, could go anywhere anytime, climb mountains, ford rivers, carry passengers, etc. What could this little car do, other than go fast? Trying to act unimpressed, he pulls away as the light turns green. The GT flashes past, leaving him in it's dust.
At the next red light, they are side by side again. Standing on the corner, is a beautiful, very well endowed rollerblader in a bikini. Mr. Hummer offers her a ride, but she politely declines. The GT driver offers her a ride, and she eagerly accepts, crawling into the car with a big smile on her face. In a flash, the GT40 is out of sight. Again, Mr. Hummer shakes his head, this time in disbelief, angered by his misfortune.
The moral of this story is: A Hummer will always be just a truck, rolling on the road, while a GT40 will GET you a rolling, "hummer" on the road, every time!
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in a brand new Hummer H2, the other in a sharp looking GT40.
Mr. Hummer looks down his nose at the GT, thinking, "What a useless vehicle!" His Hummer was expensive too, could go anywhere anytime, climb mountains, ford rivers, carry passengers, etc. What could this little car do, other than go fast? Trying to act unimpressed, he pulls away as the light turns green. The GT flashes past, leaving him in it's dust.
At the next red light, they are side by side again. Standing on the corner, is a beautiful, very well endowed rollerblader in a bikini. Mr. Hummer offers her a ride, but she politely declines. The GT driver offers her a ride, and she eagerly accepts, crawling into the car with a big smile on her face. In a flash, the GT40 is out of sight. Again, Mr. Hummer shakes his head, this time in disbelief, angered by his misfortune.
The moral of this story is: A Hummer will always be just a truck, rolling on the road, while a GT40 will GET you a rolling, "hummer" on the road, every time!
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