The afterlife

John and Maude made a pack as they grew old that whoever died first would return and inform the other about life after death. John died and a couple of weeks later Maude was watching TV when she heard a noise behind her. "Is that you John" "Yes Maude " he said. "well what's it like? said Maude. John replied, Well I get up have sex,then breakfast then more sex then lunch and mainly sex until bed". Maude replied "John you sound like you are in heaven." "No " said John, "I'm a rabbit somewhere near Dubbo" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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