Vodka Burner takes off in Australia

[domtoni]

A fully loaded Russian IL-76 cargo plane...... payload 1 million pounds!!!! This really raises the pucker factor....

Listen to the "controllers" in the tower who are Australian: Ya gotta love it. "The Vodka Burner" as the Aussies call it, literally uses every inch of runway....... WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO.. (shot from the tower) You can HEAR THE CONVERSATION IN THE TOWER. They are incredulous--that it makes it.... Check out this website: =0 D

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/2008-2-9-Il76-in-Australia.wmv

 

[Simon]

Jeeeeez!!!

 

[Jack]

Some time this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus
payment. This is a very exciting program. I'll explain it using the
Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region> ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">US</st1lace></st1:country-region> economy by spending
your stimulus check wisely:

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• If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region> .
• If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
• If you purchase a computer, it will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">India</st1lace></st1:country-region> .
• If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Mexico</st1lace></st1:country-region> ,
<st1:country-region w:st="on">Honduras</st1:country-region> and <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Guatemala</st1lace></st1:country-region> .
• If you buy a car, it will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on">Japan</st1:country-region> or <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Korea</st1lace></st1:country-region>.
• If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Taiwan</st1lace></st1:country-region> .
• If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">America</st1lace></st1:country-region> by:

1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to ball games, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">US</st1lace></st1:country-region> .)

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day

 

[domtoni]

Good one Moeller !!!