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Officer "You know son, I think I smelled a little booze on your breath."

GT40er "You know pops, I think I smelled donuts on yours?"

Ben

 

[Rick Merz]

Officer: "From the sound that was emanating from the rear of your vehicle and the rate of acceleration that it displayed upon take off, I thought it was going to sprout wings and fly!" This was an actual statement that a Va. Beach officer said to me when he pulled me over... I did not get a ticket that time, just a warning. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif