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    Jokes anyone? -

    At the base motorpool office, the duty sergeant's phone rang. The following conversation ensued........... "Send a car over to General Johnson's office at 1400hrs.", the caller ordered. "Do you mean Old Fat Ass Johnson?", the sergeant replied. "Do you know who you're talking to...
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    A dilemma (NSFW)

    To paraphrase Rossini...... "The Beavers of Brazil! Figaro! Figaro! I am the barber for the Beavers of Brazil!"
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    Colonoscopies

    Nothing quite like a visit to Dr. Jellyfinger. Here's a peek at the lighter side of being "scoped". YouTube - Lou Rawls Colonoscopy Exam in English
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    A dilemma (NSFW)

    Molleur, If I can remember correctly from my youth, on a scale of 1-10, a woman can only become an eleven, at 10 minutes before last call. A swallower on the other hand, at 10 minutes before last call, automatically rates a twelve. Bill
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    OK, who was at the Texas mile in their GT40?

    Ok Chris. Unless I have a brain fart, it's unlikely that I'll remember any more details. Wait!!! It's slowly coming back..............Better late than never, I guess. Add a full fire system, Gurney bubbles, 5pt harnesses, dry sump system, oil & trans coolers, and a Motec to the list...
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    OK, who was at the Texas mile in their GT40?

    Chris, John's car was built a year or so after mine. He came to see my car, just before placing his order with PR. My car was an '01, so his must be an '02/'03. I'm not sure exactly when he got it finished. It's a damn shame that John never shared the specs of the car, here on the...
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    OK, who was at the Texas mile in their GT40?

    John's car is indeed a DRB, and was factory built, specifically for the Open Road race series. I agree with the good people comment. Helluva nice guy! I am surprised that he hasn't participated on the forum.
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    Jokes anyone? -

    An armed hooded robber bursts into a bank, and forces the tellers to load a bag full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the man without hesitation! He then looks around the bank...
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    A "barn find" - airplane style

    I just noticed something VERY unusual in the photos of the junkyard. The two Mustangs are not two Mustangs at all, but one F-82 Twin Mustang! That sucker is MORE rare than rocking horse poop! If I'm not mistaken, there are only a VERY few of these in existence anywhere in the world, and all are...
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    A "barn find" - airplane style

    Oh, to have met this guy in 1987 with a huge pile of cash in hand! One man's personal junkyard collection..... 2 Corsairs, 2 Mustangs, a B25, a B36, and more! Quite a collection of restorables from the looks of it. Wonder where they are now? SVSM Gallery :: Walter Soplata's Airplane...
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    G50 likage

    Howard, Both look like they would do the job quite well. The purple one is similar to Rick Merz's GTD/G50 linkage setup. The red one is similar to the DRB setup, but with cable to bellcrank instead of rod to bellcrank. Both will take some serious abuse. Don't ask me how I know...
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    True horsepower.

    Congrats Pete! Great race! Chi Chi is quite the finisher! You need to do something about that race caller though. That guy is almost as exciting as artificial insemination.
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    Name the aeroplane ?

    Probably a good thing that JP7 was difficult to ignite from a safety standpoint too. A friend and former SR71 ground crew chief told me that full raingear was mandatory, when working underneath an SR71. He referred to it as a flying sieve. Until the planes warmed up and parts expanded due to...
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    DRB#5 Registered

    Congrats Bill! You must be elated! Seems like only yesterday (Has it really been 6 1/2 years?), when you received that lump from OZ and discovered that it wasn't quite as advertised. BUT, all that is a distant memory now. You have finally arrived at the end of your build, you're on the road...
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    I just need to vent..

    Parking lot revenge doesn't always pay big dividends, as is clearly evident in this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBvysuewIOs
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