Bored Humans - A Story

[BenL]

Someone wrote a story about a bored human with a screwdriver on an alien space craft. Except for the aliens, it's not too far from the truth.

Reblog by @injuries-in-dust

76 20510 ❤️ 31891 · “Boredom is a dangerous thing to a human.” “I don’t understand,” Chuul’s mandibles clicked nervously, “why not simply take the tool from the human.” Minxx’s antennae sto…

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[Simon]

“Leverage optimiser”….love it!

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

From repair order #21753

Service writer: "Customer states car is making 'horrible noise'"

Technician resolution: "Removed Mariah Carey CD"