Do you Remember the Awful Jokes?

[Stephen Ducker]

Your fault Keith, you started this !!

Best wishes to you mate, Steve.

 

[Nick]

Have you heard about viking Rudolph the Red?
He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked: "What makes you say that?"

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

 

[Gabriel Von Wahl]

What do you call someone allergic to toast?

Lac-TOAST-intolerant...

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Paul Hendrickx]

poor us.....

 

[Larry L.]

poor us.....

Ya...but, then again, the guys on the choppers ended up getting shot to death, didn't they?

(I wouldn't be caught dead on one of those Mickey Mouse electric scooters!)

 

[Nick]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears. Of course the joke is about the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept a forehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.