Every Now and Then the BBC Demonstrate Humour

[Keith]

(But only now and then - the rest of the time they are undoubtedly dour sour faced Lefty Men in Cardigans)

BBC News - Sewer Blocked by a Large Pooh

 

[Mark]

Pooh is full of shit!

 

[Keith]

A cheeky little red tonight is it?

Something a little, er, harder?

 

[Mark]

Harder baby, harder!

 

[Nick]

Looks like the BBC are going down the pan to me, and probably pulling your chain.

 

[Mark]

who was it sang, "down down, deeper and down"?

 

[Robert May Eng.]

who was it sang, "down down, deeper and down"?

Status quo.



The press and their punsters do come out with some good ones.

Bob

27 Glorious Newspaper Puns

 

[Mark]

Status quo.



The press and their punsters do come out with some good ones.

Bob

27 Glorious Newspaper Puns

Damn you Bob, that was so bloody funny I dcant tell you how long it to recover enougn to type this reply!

Lorry carrying fruit crashes on freeway and creates JAM! hahahahahaha

 

[Mark]

Keith

do not click that link!

 

[Paul Brameld]

Damn you Bob, that was so bloody funny I dcant tell you how long it to recover enougn to type this reply!

Lorry carrying fruit crashes on freeway and creates JAM! hahahahahaha

Great post!
Laughed my rollocks off :thumbsup::thumbsup:
If you don't laugh at these, there is no hope for you:laugh::laugh:

 

[Nick]

When I lived in the West Country a local Liberal Councillor had a wife called Tory. When she had a baby the local paper's headline was.

Liberal Tory goes into Labour

 

[Keith]

Then of course there's the infamous story about an escaped lunatic who runs into a laundry, rapes a couple of the women, and runs off.

"Nut Screws Washers and Bolts"