Exciting New US Govt Service
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Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
This reminds me of that item about the buttons you get when you call for mental health services:
Hello, this is the automated mental health hotline. Please listen to the menu as it has changed. Press the button for the appropriate service:
-if you are OCD, press three. Press three. Press three. Press three.
-if you are bipolar, press one. Now press two.
-if you are depressed, don't bother pressing any. It won't make a difference.
-if you are anxious, gee, I don't know which one....ummm, try a few and see if any work.
-if you are paranoid, don't bother. We know where you are and we're on our way there.
Hello, this is the automated mental health hotline. Please listen to the menu as it has changed. Press the button for the appropriate service:
-if you are OCD, press three. Press three. Press three. Press three.
-if you are bipolar, press one. Now press two.
-if you are depressed, don't bother pressing any. It won't make a difference.
-if you are anxious, gee, I don't know which one....ummm, try a few and see if any work.
-if you are paranoid, don't bother. We know where you are and we're on our way there.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
This is clever.
Do you think they would do something here in the UK like this?
Now that would be funny, if it wasn't so true!
