I run into this and I cant help to share it with you fellows. I hope I can translate it properly:
Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the front gate St. Peter welcomes him and says:
" Ok, you were a good man, and what a great your invention was, the production line, a thing that changed the world and gave every men a car. As a reward you may walk around any place at will in Heaven"
Ford thinks for a minute and requests:
"I want to be next to God for a while"
So, St. Peter asks an angel to escort Ford to the private rooms of the Mighty. Ford enters and in reverence asks:
"Oh Mighty Lord, when you invented women..What were you thinking of?
"What do you mean by that" answers God in shock.
Well, my Lord, there are big problems in the project of your creation:
1. There is no economic model.
2. Makes a lot of noise when it gets hot.
3. Maintenance is extremely expensive.
4. Constantly needs paint.
5. Has to stop every 5 days out of 28.
6. System get obstructed and its necesary to override a few elements.
7. Before the first third of the lifetime, front and rear bumpers fall.
8. The skin gets cracked within the first miles.
9. The fuel comsuption is incredible high.
10. It is very slow compared with the other model you made.
And these are only a few of the problems it has.
"Hmmm..., let me check", says God, and goes to the Celestial Computer, clicks on the icon, and very instantaneously, a report is shown. God reads it, turns to Ford and says:
"It can be true that my project has problems as you say, but even with that, in this precise moment, there are more men riding in my invention than in yours".
Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the front gate St. Peter welcomes him and says:
" Ok, you were a good man, and what a great your invention was, the production line, a thing that changed the world and gave every men a car. As a reward you may walk around any place at will in Heaven"
Ford thinks for a minute and requests:
"I want to be next to God for a while"
So, St. Peter asks an angel to escort Ford to the private rooms of the Mighty. Ford enters and in reverence asks:
"Oh Mighty Lord, when you invented women..What were you thinking of?
"What do you mean by that" answers God in shock.
Well, my Lord, there are big problems in the project of your creation:
1. There is no economic model.
2. Makes a lot of noise when it gets hot.
3. Maintenance is extremely expensive.
4. Constantly needs paint.
5. Has to stop every 5 days out of 28.
6. System get obstructed and its necesary to override a few elements.
7. Before the first third of the lifetime, front and rear bumpers fall.
8. The skin gets cracked within the first miles.
9. The fuel comsuption is incredible high.
10. It is very slow compared with the other model you made.
And these are only a few of the problems it has.
"Hmmm..., let me check", says God, and goes to the Celestial Computer, clicks on the icon, and very instantaneously, a report is shown. God reads it, turns to Ford and says:
"It can be true that my project has problems as you say, but even with that, in this precise moment, there are more men riding in my invention than in yours".
