NEW! The Non Political Paddock Technical Section
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Ron, PLEASE put this post into the "PARTS/SERVICES NEEDED" section, thanks.
And this post into the "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LOOKING FOR A KNUCKLE SANDWICH MATE" section, thanks.
Hardy, have you been taking your medication this week, mate???
Hardy, hardly, ho! No restraints required!
Keith actually needs to be encouraged to bring forth the revelations and humor that many on this forum lack. Here 'Ya go Keith, closest I could find!
"There was a Young Lady of Poole,
Whose swain was exceedingly cool;
She brought him to a boil
By the aid of some oil
And a skillful massage of his tool".
I have her number someplace should you need to ring her up.
Keith actually needs to be encouraged to bring forth the revelations and humor that many on this forum lack. Here 'Ya go Keith, closest I could find!
"There was a Young Lady of Poole,
Whose swain was exceedingly cool;
She brought him to a boil
By the aid of some oil
And a skillful massage of his tool".
I have her number someplace should you need to ring her up.
Scary pic's!
But what about Hamilton slashing Webbers tyre with a Runcible Spoon - Miracle for Webber as tyre holds together « Adam Cooper's F1 Blog
Tim.
But what about Hamilton slashing Webbers tyre with a Runcible Spoon - Miracle for Webber as tyre holds together « Adam Cooper's F1 Blog
Tim.
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Just trying to keep everyone happy - something for everyone :drunk:
Do you not like the All New Non Political Paddock Technical Section then Mr D?
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Do you have any Top Technical Tips that could be useful for our Apolitical Friends in the Paddock (since they cannot seem to ignore it - like rabbits caught in the headlights)?
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Do you not like the All New Non Political Paddock Technical Section then Mr D?
:surprised:
Do you have any Top Technical Tips that could be useful for our Apolitical Friends in the Paddock (since they cannot seem to ignore it - like rabbits caught in the headlights)?
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Way to go Tim! Now that's what we're talking about.. except, er, it's a tad, like, er, sensible isn't it? It really should be Paddockised if you get me, like "Hamilton slashes Webber tyre with Runcible Spoon" something like that.
Thanks Jack. I think I married her once...:thumbsdown:
Graham, sorry for the tardy reply. Look, it's quite simple really, you will need to qualify your post by describing the model number, rate of fire, calibre, guaranteed lethality quotient, muzzle velocity, surely you get the drill on this?
Nuns? Pssssh.. you see them with SAW, SMAW, STINGER, RINGER & DINGER around here these days. Nothing new in that so a good non political choice really.
I will only say that the MP5 is one Mother Superior weapon Hail Mary yes.
Nuns? Pssssh.. you see them with SAW, SMAW, STINGER, RINGER & DINGER around here these days. Nothing new in that so a good non political choice really.
I will only say that the MP5 is one Mother Superior weapon Hail Mary yes.
Keith this is a great idea and the way you started gets a big :thumbsup: from me. Now here is my contribution http://jalopnik.com/351595/tiddy-be...ast-irritation-makes-jalopnik-editors-jealous For those of us that just can't get comfortable wearing our all important seat belts now there is no excuse!!!!
Holy Shit! Great Health & Safety tip. Well spotted 666, (this is your Paddock Technical Forum membership number, and your secret hint is: "Cloven Hoof") a newly minted golden dagger is on it's way to you right now.
Well now I know what I want to be when I grow up - a Tiddy Bear with my back to the direction of travel (but not for the gay husband please).
Great stuff. More like this please (PS Tiddy Bear also available in Gulf colours)
Well now I know what I want to be when I grow up - a Tiddy Bear with my back to the direction of travel (but not for the gay husband please).
Great stuff. More like this please (PS Tiddy Bear also available in Gulf colours)
Actually, Hardy, I confess I DO like the All New Non Political Paddock Technical Section. I get frustrated with political, religious, racist, and similar arguing. Some of it is clever, intelligent, interesting, etc. but in the end I'm the only one with the correct opinions for me. There's no way I want to stop people expressing opinions here, but your new su-section, if you like, is intriguing.
Keith, please keep trolling the internet for me. I can rarely find what I need on the tinterweb let alone stuff thats informative.
You save me time and effort by screening out the rubbish and only posting the good stuff....keep it up!!!
And the same goes to you Pete for the Dilemma thread...
You save me time and effort by screening out the rubbish and only posting the good stuff....keep it up!!!
And the same goes to you Pete for the Dilemma thread...
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