Show me Your Nuts

[Keith]

Here is MY

Nut

 

[Jack]

Anyone having an ex wife knows about knobs, nuts and screwed!

 

[Keith]

Isn't that the most economical headline winner when a lunatic escapes from an asylum, runs into a launderette, 'tampers' with several of the ladies that work there and escapes?

"Nut Screws Washers & Bolts"

???

 

[Mark]

hahaha, very good. Did you google it?

 

[Keith]

No. I never Google. I don't have to. It either arrives in my inbox or I just know stuff instinctively.. from birth

I am a genius and I live on a hill and my shit flows down and impregnates lesser beings (to their benefit of course) :smug:

 

[Bob Fechter]

"You might say that I'm a genius,
Surrounded by stupidity
Maybe one day you'll join me
And live your life intelligently." Mr Fechter ® sung to the tune of "Imagine"

 

[Robert May Eng.]

Isn't that the most economical headline winner when a lunatic escapes from an asylum, runs into a launderette, 'tampers' with several of the ladies that work there and escapes?

"Nut Screws Washers & Bolts"

???

A bit like Arty the murderer that was given a quid to knock off two people

Headlines'

"Arty chokes two for a pound in tesco`s carpark".

Yes its old but so am I.

Bob

 

[Mike Pass]

[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1DBhRyWD4wk]Nobbys Nuts Advert - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Keith]

I say, that was a jolly sophisicated piece of marketing, what? :toff:

 

[Mark]

I say. Rather!

 

[Keith]

Look here chaps, the "Show Me Your Knob" brigade is 14 to nine (14 to ten now heh heh) up on us.

Nuts are far more interesting than knobs and anyway "Knobs" is NOT a Paddock subject. It belongs in some car forum or other.:wrongforum:

More Nuts Please!

 

[Mike Pass]

Nuts rule!!
Cheers
Mike

 

[Jack]

I've been told frequently that I'm nuts! Can't disagree. An ailment called
Optirectalitis, where the optic nerve becomes entwined with the colon and results in a shitty outlook on things.